Negativity, Idiocy, and Finely Machined Steel
“Perhaps that’s why the planet allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place; wanted plastic for itself.  Couldn’t figure out how to make it.  Maybe that’s the answer to the age old egotistical question ‘Why are we here?’ ‘Plastic.  Asshoooole.’ “
I love George Carlin
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“Perhaps that’s why the planet allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place; wanted plastic for itself.  Couldn’t figure out how to make it.  Maybe that’s the answer to the age old egotistical question ‘Why are we here?’ ‘Plastic.  Asshoooole.’ “

I love George Carlin

whisperoftheshot:

scantrons:

iwantmybearsuit:

mentalillness:acidreams: (via observando)